Dog Tale

I can't keep this conversation running in circles

I'm an anxious Alsatian

I'll return the handler's manual, my brain exploding

I'm a cocker spaniel

This is a landmine

The floor has a chequered reputation

I'll call the landline just to say

My payment's bounced again

I used to say the more the merrier, now I'm riding solo

I'm a lonely fox terrier

Now that I'm my favourite trousers, worn out and faded

I'm a giant schnauzer

This is a landmine

The floor has a chequered reputation

I'll call the landline just to say

My payment's bounced again

I don't come round here anymore