Gary's Got a Boner

Yeah

C'mon

C'mon little Gary, get your head on right

C'mon little Gary, get your head on straight

You're gonna get down

You're gonna finger to her

You're gonna fuck Madonna

You're gonna see her, oh!

Forget about the lights, girls, and the cars

They never helped somebody, so far

Grab a hold, gonna hold

You're gonna stick it to her

You're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner

'Cause Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a boner no, no, oh, oh, oh

You locked that door, lock up that window

Tell your sister just that opinion

My heartache will find a way

You're gonna stick it to her

Yeah, you're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a soft-on

But nor for long, long, long, long, let's go

'Cause Gary got a boner

Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a boner no, no, no, no, no, no

Gary's got a boner no, no, no

Gary's got a boner no, no, no

Gary's got it, he's got it