Cathy (feat. Neil Hannon)

I'd like to lodge a complaint...

With a relevant authority

With each other's where we ought to be, Cathy

I'm gonna right to the Times, sign it desperate at "Dolphin's Barn"

Shouldn't we be in each other's arms, Cathy?

Cathy, it's at times like these I wish I wrote like you

You seem to bend your words to suit your needs

You melt my heart with your imagery, but I don't know

How to say it better, than darling since I met you

I haven't been the same

And I don't know, all the whys and wherefores

But you're the one I care for

And that will never change Cathy

Oh to be with you tonight, smoke a jay and drink a G & T

Do whatever's coming naturally, Cathy

Turn the sheets into sails

Turn the bed into a golden ship

Floating slowly down the Mississippi, Cathy.. Cathy

Cathy can you help me please

You put these things more poetically than me

I've sang of how love feels but

It's much harder when it's all real

And I don't know

How to make it clearer

Than honey when I'm near you

It's like I'm in a dream

And I don't know... in stormy weather

Just to be together is good enough for me...

Cathy... Cathy... Cathy