Return of the T**t

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Fucking dick, it's like I need BPMs for beats

I'm at the studio, sort me out, ring me on this number, bye

Return of the twat, return of the twat

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I've been sniffing drugs and writing raps all on my own again

My nose has bled and everything I know is screaming "go to bed"

A 50/50 balance, ask an audience to phone my friends

I'm talking to an open drawer with drawing pins and frozen pens

Spider grabs are forming in the thoughts within my broken head

Lately I'm a slave to coke or maybe I'm just so depressed

Either way, I'll rearrange the demons in my leaky brain

And try to speak the truth on every beat and never seem insane

But I've been punching double-glazed windows in the street again

As pieces break I see the mirrored images of me in pain

It's getting weird, weirder than the prison is unless she's here

An ever-climbing lesson of respect in what you head or fear

Never beer, cut the middleman and swig a pint of gin

And dribble liquid nitrogen until my little eyeballs spin

I think of this delightful spinning individual life we live

And sink into a minefield of simpletons and silent pricks

Return of the twat, return of the twat

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Yo, you can't say that, I fucking say what I want

You pricks couldn't stop me with a mace in my gob

I'm treating rapping like it's wanking 'til I'm breaking my cock

And if I'm honest I'm ashamed of what we're rating as pop

We're celebrating like a bunch of naked alien gods

Laying in slop and wasting in this crater of nods

I wait patient, sitting with a glimmer in my eye

Like I'm looking in the mirror and it isn't a disguise

A vision of the wise with a sprinkle of delight

I'm a system overload your mind and sink into the night

And I've been thinking this for time

It's a shitty, bitter world we live

Give me a whisky and a pretty little girl with a fist

Mad stabber when I'm strangling the lamb dagger

Fat slappers getting dazzled by my glam swagger

Fran stacker, man's madder than a boxer frog

Stuffing cocks plus the bollocks with your stockings off

Return of the twat, return of the twat

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Sloth pot's got a wasp, I'll leave her socket boshed

Penis popping like a rocket screaming off the god

I'm all about the sandwich grip

Your pasty lips are wrapped 'round a manly stick

Banda bitch, pound it and drown the kiss

With the wrist slit, listen to the sound of piss

The piss listener, I'm quick to stick fists in her

I build bricks and sticks to kill Nicola

Still ripping your knickers, the real blister

And giving you meal tickets to visit the steel dick in ya

And I'm a dickhead, certified

Dirty dyke, turning life into pimp sex world at night

Your pussy looking like a bacon and cheese wrap

I'm making the beat clap, naked to please that

Terminator, penetrate her 'til your knees snap

Feed that, a meat stack of beef, peel the peen back

Is that too much?

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Return of the twat, return of the twat

Return of the twat, return of the twat