Probably Me

When the party's over

And you need a friend

Who's it likely to be?

Who's the first one you'll see?

Probably me

When your love life's in ruin

And you need someone to blame

Who else would there be

To pour a drink and agree

Probably me

Tell me why

Tell me why

I clean up the mess

When I should know better

When your ship is sinking

And you're lost at sea

Who arrives with a boat

And keeps you afloat

Probably me

Probably me

Probably me