A Very Nice Prince

He's a very nice prince

And?

And it's a very nice ball

And?

And when I entered, they trumpeted

And? The prince? Yes, the prince

Oh, the prince, well he's tall

Is that all? Did you dance? Is he charming? They say that he's charming

We did nothing but dance

Yes? And?

And it made a nice change

No, the prince, yes, the prince

Oh, the prince?

He has charm for a prince, I guess

Guess?

I don't meet a wide range, and it's all very strange

But why would you run away?

It's not quite what I expected

What? Princes and castles and gowns?

I have no experience with those things

But you will return to the festival tomorrow eve

Yes, no, I don't know

You don't know? Oh, what I wouldn't give to be in your shoes

Well, it's slippers as pure as gold

I must get home

Don't, no, wait, I need your shoes

Milky White

One midnight gone

Already?

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