Have You Heard About Hugh ?

Have you heard about Hugh The hedgehog who Got into trouble on the A32? He was out there hunting worms And he took a wrong turn Now he can't get across to get home No, he can't get across to get home And all Hugh's family are waitin' on the other side As the cars and the lorries whiz by His mum began to panic And despite the noise of the traffic Hugh could hear her cry And she said, "Hugh, Hugh Whatcha gonna do? You gotta get across to get home, son You gotta get across to get home" Then a kind old lad in a transit van Pulled over to see what he could do But Hugh got scared of the man in the van So he ran and he ran and he ran And he ran towards the A32 And a guy from Milton Keynes On the silver dream machines Had to brake and swerve and skid Hugh's mum just looked away She got down on her knees to pray She said, "Won't somebody help my prickly kid?" And you know what she did? She said, "Hugh, Hugh Whatcha gonna do? You gotta get across to get home, son You gotta get across to get home" She said, "Hugh, Hugh Whatcha gonna do? You gotta get across to get home, son You gotta get across to get home" Then a farmer in a four-by-four Doing 80 and a little bit more Came speeding along with his Wellington boot to the floor There was mud on his windscreen too And he just didn't see little Hugh And over the hedgehog rolled the four-by-four Have you heard about Hugh The hedgehog who Got into trouble on the A32? He was out there hunting worms And he took a wrong turn Now he can't get across to get home No, he can't get across to get home And his mum cried, "Oh my gosh I think my son has just been squashed" But she hadn't considered the condition of the council's roads You see, they were covered in cracks and holes Into one of them Hugh had rolled And when his head popped up His mum could feel her hedgehog heart explode Then she said, "Hugh, Hugh I'm a little bit annoyed with you But you got yourself across, and you're home, son You got yourself across and you're home" She said, "Hugh, Hugh I'll be kissin' and a-cuddlin' you Now you got yourself across and you're home, son You got yourself across and you're home"