Pandemic

Its a pandemic

Man, its a goddamn pandemic

Everybody's sick and its spreading quick

Its a pandemic

I have heard the rumors

Its gonna take out all the boomers

Spend all day watching TV news

Sure glad I wasn't on that cruise

The one that docked in Oakland

Work from home

Here's your chance

To spend all day wearing no pants

A novel virus sweeping the land

Make sure you wash your filthy (fucking) hands

Its a pandemic

Its a goddamn pandemic

It seems the world is ending

Coronavirus is trending

No more handshakes

No more hugs

No more making out with strangers

And snorting drugs

Its a pandemic

Sorry about your show

It was cancelled

We couldn't go

Quarantining is no fun

Hope to see you all in 2021

If we survive this pandemic

This no good lousy pandemic

This dirty rotten pandemic

Its a goddamn pandemic

Its a goddamn pandemic