If Whiskey Was a Woman

If whiskey was a woman she’d set your world on fire

Lightning in a bottle running haywire

She’d want to stay out all night and make love all day

Hey if whiskey was a woman I guess it’d be ok

 

She’d be dancing on the bar screaming let's get loud

Let’s get loud

Or setting a buzz in the bed of a truck all alone as the sun sinks down

She’d make me a drinking man before the night was through

If whiskey was a woman

Well babe it’d be you

 

She’d want to drive your truck and keep you out late

You might end up stuck down by the lake

Put on some Merle she’ll change the way you think

You’ll want to stay right there

Sit right here and drink

 

She’d be dancing on the bar screaming let's get loud

Or setting a buzz in the bed of a truck all alone as the sun sinks down

And she’d make me a drinking man before the night was through

If whiskey was a woman

Well babe it’d be you

 

It takes a few shots to get me buzzing

But one kiss from her man

That's something

 

She’d be dancing on the bar screaming let's get loud

Let’s get loud

Or setting a buzz in the bed of a truck all alone as the sun sinks down

And she’d make me a drinking man before the night was through

If whiskey was a woman

Well Babe it’d be you

You can bet it’d be you