Julie The Schooly

Julie was a schooly and she said she came from Stoke

Help her with her homework, she'll let you have a grope

Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains

She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games

But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound

You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round

She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four

She can bind like a whore, she can talk to your pork

And she bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town

She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees

I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas

Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick

She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my dick