Not That It Bothers Me

I know the difference in our ages

Is quite considerable indeed

You're almost twice as old as I am

Not that it bothers me

Not that it bothers me

And I keep your picture in my wallet

It's there so everyone can see

And those that do think you're my mother

Not that it bothers me

Not that it bothers me

Love is the strangest thing

It has the power to change us

It takes a harmless sort

And makes him highly dangerous

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not that it bothers me

Not that it bothers me

People can be so cruel

I cannot understand it

Our case is odd, it's true

But that's not how we planned it

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I've great respect for both my parents

Without them, I would not be here

They've now disowned me altogether

Not that it bothers me

Not that it bothers me

Not that it bothers me