Lirik
[Verse 1]
On considering religion, military conscription
Is the moment I realize I am stuck
Asserting ourselves at traffic lights
In foreign countries at the very dead of night
Is the moment I realize I am stuck
[Verse 2]
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, this is the end of the asterisk
Babe, that punk's got nothing on me
This is the end of the footnote
[Verse 3]
Extorting money from your parents, your disgusting parents
[Verse 4]
Honestly, you're an absolute waste of time
Craving attention with your self deprecations
I'll tell you one thing, it's spot on, and I'm better
[Verse 5]
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, this is the end of the asterisk
Babe, that punk's got nothing on me
This is the end of the footnote
[Verse 6]
Extorting money from your parents, your disgusting parents
[Verse 7]
Honestly, you're an absolute tragedy
Not like heroically in all of the books you read
I read your novella, oh, how I laughed
Killed of the lot of them
Written by: Gareth David, Tom Bromley

