Mope

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo'

Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.

Hell, no, we gonna do this for a gangbangin' thug that never seen it comin'

Yeah, Tupac Shakur

Nah, bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit

What? Falco?

Ooh, rock me, Amadeus

Ooh, rock me, Amadeus

Ooh, rock me, Amadeus

Ooh, rock me, Amadeus

Ooh, rock me, Amadeus

Ooh, rock me, Amadeus

Ooh, rock me, Amadeus

Ooh, rock me, Amadeus

Ooh, rock me, Amadeus

Tried to OD on the Cold-Eeze

Golden Girls got me Sweatin' to the Oldies

Hangin' out like double Ds, sip Long Island iced teas

Wrote to Mayor McCheese, "Send a shamrock shake, please"

Three o'clock on the dot, time to cruise for 8th graders

Rather tape the Weather Channel, so that I can watch it later

Reruns of Rerun, so what's happening?

Dee's knocked up and Rog's on crack again

Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy

Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty

Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it

Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives

So I like to dance naked in front of my pets

But my cat was inattentive, so I sent him UPS

Playin' spin the bottle with my mom

I watch Cops with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse, nothin's goin' on

Lamer than the Pope, climb the walls like King Kong

Bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five

Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill

Not going nowhere, slim chance we will

Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood

Dick around like Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it

Relax, don't do it, when you want to come

Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it

Relax, don't do it (When you want to come)

Nowhere to go, I can't wake up late

Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate

Stalemate, jailbait, in My So-Called Life imprisonment

Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?

I like to pretend I'm speed reading

Never losing sight of the thrill of sneezing

Don't need a shower today, just some Brut by Faberge

Smell the ass of my jeans, clean, they'll do another day

And I recycle, I sniff my own farts

I dial the wrong number, hope a conversation starts

I mean, I might as well be listenin' to Journey

Givin' myself a mullet, hook the Flowbee to the Kirby

Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime

Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time

Send a letter in the mail in braille to Johnny Quest

Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse, nothin's goin' on

Lamer than the Pope, climb the walls like King Kong

Bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five

Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill

Not going nowhere, slim chance we will

Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood

Dick around like Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it

Relax, don't do it, when you want to come

Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it

Relax, don't do it (When you want to come)

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums

When you want to come

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums

When you want to come

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums

When you want to come

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums

When you want to come

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo

What it is, motherfuckers?

Aw, shit, here comes Pac-Man

Hey, Pac-Man, what's up?

Me, you bitches, I'm high on crack

Wanna freebase?

No, Pac-Man, drugs are bad

Nope, can't help you man

Pussies

Whoa, holy shit

Must've blown a fuse, nothin's goin' on

Lamer than the Pope, climb the walls like King Kong

Bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five

Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill

Not going nowhere, slim chance we will

Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood

Dick around like Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it

Relax, don't do it, when you want to come

Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it

Relax, don't do it (When you want to come)

Holy macaroni

Holy macaroni

Holy macaroni

Holy macaroni

Holy macaroni

Holy macaroni

Holy macaroni

Holy macaroni