Girl Language

What she says is not what she means

Think long and hard before you speak

I may be right, I may be wrong

But here’s the translation in a song

“Are you hungry?” isn’t a question

You gotta say yes and get food even if you’ve got indigestion

“If you want to” means she really doesn’t want to

But she’s kinda willing to for you

The silent treatment is always bad news

She’s upset, and it’s a test, she won’t tell you why or give you a clue

“No it’s okay you dont have to” means ignore what she said

You really should do the exact opposite

“I’m fine” and “have fun” are mission abort warnings

Take it literally and you won’t be alive tomorrow morning

Solving her riddles makes quantum physics seem easy

If all else fails, get her flowers

and tell her she’s pretty