Harry is an ordinary boy don't know which way to go

Oh Harry is an ordinary boy don't know which way to go

He don't want to be a postman just because the teacher say so

Harry does his homework and go and lie on his warm bed

Oh Harry does his homework and go and lie on his warm bed

When he get bored he lift a mirror and look at his pretty head

Oh Harry's lying in bed and he's thinking all his pains and ills

Oh Harry's lying in bed and he's thinking all his pains and ills

Oh he's sneakin to the toilet and taking some of mommies happy pills

Oh Harry takes them pills and he crunched them with his big white teeth

Oh Harry takes them pills and he crunched them with his long white teeth and the next thing Harry knows is he's flying over Hampstead Heath...

Oh Harry is an ordinary boy he's got some place to go

Now Harry is an ordinary boy he's got some place to go

He don't need to be a postman just because the teacher say so...