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Sid & Alex
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Comedy
Sid & Alex è stato pubblicato il 13 luglio 2004 da Warner Records come parte dell'album Shhh... Don't Tell
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Data di uscita13 luglio 2004
EtichettaWarner Records
LinguaEnglish
Melodicità
Acousticità
Valence
Ballabilità
Energia

Crediti

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Performer
Betsy Hammer
Betsy Hammer
Musician
Elmo Weber
Elmo Weber
Musician
Allen Covert
Allen Covert
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Songwriter
Tim Herlihy
Tim Herlihy
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Producer
Elmo Weber
Elmo Weber
Mixing Engineer
Clayton Weber
Clayton Weber
Mixing Engineer
N. Goossen
N. Goossen
Associate Producer
Bernie Grundman
Bernie Grundman
Mastering Engineer
Allen Covert
Allen Covert
Producer
Bryan Zee
Bryan Zee
Recording Engineer
Earl "The Pearl" Martin
Earl "The Pearl" Martin
Recording Engineer
Eric Mayron
Eric Mayron
Recording Engineer
Franny G (F. Graham)
Franny G (F. Graham)
Recording Engineer
Gabe Veltri
Gabe Veltri
Recording Engineer
Jay Goin
Jay Goin
Recording Engineer
Mike Butler
Mike Butler
Recording Engineer
Ted Lobinger
Ted Lobinger
Recording Engineer
Brooks Arthur
Brooks Arthur
Producer

Testi

(telephone rings)
I'll be up in a few! Hello?
Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man
Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
For remembering, thank you
My pleasure. Did you do anything fun today?
Nothing special. Amy made lasagna, we had cake, the kids
Gave me a tie and some socks, terrific
That's awesome, man. Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. I
Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow
(Gasp) Thank you, thank you, Alex, thank you. What is it?
It's pretty cool. You'll see tomorrow
Aww, come on, give me a hint at least. Can I ride it? Can
I eat it?
Nope
Can I fuck it?
Ahaha, no
Can it fuck me?
No
Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave?
No
Can it blow me?
No....
Is it something I can blow?
No...
Can I fuck it?
You already asked me that...
If I take it apart, are there individual parts that I can fuck?
I don't think so...
Fair enough... If I sit on it for a while, will I cum?
Noooo....
Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with?
Sid! No!
If I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined?
I think...
Does it sweat?
Noo...
Is it something that can be used like... a pussy?
That's just another way of asking if you can fuck it...
My bad... Does it get big if you touch it?
No...
Does it get hard if you touch it?
Nooo...
If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad?
Look, you can't blow it, man, we already talked about that...
Right, okay... let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with
Just this item... am I getting a rim job?
NO!
Can I fuck it?
NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster!
Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two people can fuck it at the
Same time! Alex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster
This weekend?
Don't mind if i doo doo....
Hahaha, oh, Alex
Hahaha, oh, Sid...
Written by: Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy
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