I Believe I Got Off Cheap

Today, somebody told me

She'd been running around

Said she's got a new man

That she's seeing way up town

That really doesn't surprise me

'Cause I saw it for myself

Uptown with her new man

While she left me on the shelf

I'm not surprised

I'm not losing sleep

'Cause the way I see it, partner

I believe I got off cheap

Her and her lazy cousin

Used to lay around all day

Watching Dr. Phil

Drinking Tanqueray

Thought they could play me

Buddy, I don't play

Told 'em, "Pack your bags

'Cause today is judgment day"

Hooked 'em up with Greyhound

Before it got too deep

And the way I see it, partner

I believe I got off cheap

I hooked 'em up with Greyhound

Yeah

Her and her lazy cousin

Used to lay around all day

Watching Dr. Phil

And drinking Tanqueray

Thought they could play me

Partner, I don't play

Told 'em, "Pack your bags

'Cause today is judgment day"

I hooked 'em up with Greyhound

Before it got too deep

And the way I see it, partner

I believe I got off cheap, yeah

Yeah