Personality Girlfriend

I'll be your personality

Girlfriend, baby

I will be well aware of

The hand God dealt me

Not statuesque

And I won't command your

Great respect

Not perfect skin

But I'll amuse you

Until the rot sets in

I'll be your personality

Girlfriend, honey, yeah

You will ignore my faults because

You think I'm funny

No femme fatale

I don't even have any semblance

Of any fucking wherewithal

I'm not the girl you dream about

I'm never going to sort you out

And I'm a mess of history

With a sincere desire for you to like me

Not the girl you dream about

I'm never going to sort you out

I'm a mess of history

With a sincere desire for you to love me

Please, will you love me?

Please, will you love me?

Please, will you love me?

Here are a few things I can offer

For my recommendation

I've never had a five year plan

I've never been thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six

I've never not been annoying about

Popular culture on the internet

I've never been strong, emotionally or physically

I've never known when to stop

I've never been cool

I've never not been obsessed with being cool

I've never been self-contained

I've never been bedazzling

I've never been calm

I've never understood life at all

It's absurd, it's absurd

I'll be your personality

Girlfriend, baby