Asshole Pandemic

I can hear you two floors down

I can hear you two floors down (hey)

This is a building

This is a building

This is a building

This is a...

I can hear you two floors down

I can hear you two floors down (ohh)

This is a building

This is a building

This is a building

This is a...

Asshole pandemic

Why’s this fuckin' dick gotta be such a cock?

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Asshole pandemic

All your fuckin' knockin' is pissing us off

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Can you keep that noise down?

Can you keep that noise down?

I ain’t kidding

I ain’t kidding

I ain’t kidding

Oh, no

It’s too loud for six at night (What?!?)

It’s too loud for six at night (Yeah!)

Me and my wife

Me and my wife

Me and my wife

We’re tryin' to fight

Asshole pandemic

Why’s this fuckin' dick gotta be such a cock?

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Asshole pandemic

All your fuckin' knockin' is pissing us off

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

I can hear you two floors down

I can hear you two floors down

This is a building

This is a building

This is a building

This is a building

This is a building

This is a building

This is a building

This is a...

Asshole pandemic

Why’s this fuckin' dick gotta be such a cock?

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Asshole pandemic

All your fuckin' knockin' is pissing us off

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Asshole pandemic

Why’s this fuckin' dick gotta be such a cock?

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh