Two Shots of Tequila

6 AM that alarm clock rangs

I’m off to work yet again

This 9 to 5 just ain’t right for me

I got coffee stains baggy eyes

My jeans can barely fit my thighs

How can anyone survive

Two shots of tequila

Honky tonks and the neon lights for me

I rather spend my time on the road

With my country band away from home

Taking two shots of tequila

You can spend your days drifting along

Watching your dreams just slip away

But that’s not gonna be no no not I

I’m not afraid of a little hard work

Figuring it out is part of the search

If it was easy, we’d all be famous by now

Two shots of tequila

Honky tonks and the neon lights for me

I rather spend my time on the road

With my country band away from home

Taking two shots of tequila

My daddy love to yell at me

He says “When you gonna grow up

And get married, It’s time for you to settle down”

So I took two shots of tequila oh yeah

I told him "Honky Tonks and the Neon lights for me”

Oh I rather spend my time on the road

With my country band away from home

Taking two shots of tequila

Well he wasn’t a happy old man

He said “you need yourself a better plan”

Then he took two shots of tequila

Ahh Haa