Left Field

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too hard to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too hard to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too hard to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too hard to tell you that you're def

You are my bubble and brown sugar

But you cram to understand I'm a man

Sensitivity is a virtue

But if I don't show that, I hurt you

In front of your friends, we peck

But expect me to hold off, 'cause we can't do that

Honey, screw that and yes I do love you

But do we have to act like we're glued

Together all the time, who's on my mind

Fine wine with the lips, so girl take a sip

And let's get cozy, let me mow the lawn

'Cause you know we got it going on and on

To the pawns, to the kings

To the queens, to your chest

Checkmate, you know the rest

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too hard to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too hard to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too hard to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too hard to tell you that you're def

I got this girlfriend but she's not really mine

'Cause on the end of girlfriend is the way that she's inclined

Dress to impress but she don't play dress-up

To catch my attention 'cause I already messed up

See, I get ribbed 'cause she acts like I'm a simpleton

Playin' the brother role puts a block between my goal

I'm sold on the thought 'cause I know I can correct it

But I don't step 'cause I'm scared she might reject it

So I play along just for a chance to be around her

Perhaps she'll catch my hints and we can end this fence

And then I'll make her my baby baby baby

Drivin' me crazy on the one-on-one tip

When will she stop this brother stuff?

Hookin' me up with girls that look busted and rough

That run with the crew, thinkin' that I wanna screw

Why in the hell would I want her unless she looked as good as you?

But as usual, I step to the side

Content with givin' advice and givin' her a ride

'Cause I gotta stay close to the one that I adore

From afar always for her, my door stays ajar

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too fly to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too fly to tell you that you're def

Now here's the deal, my dollars spill

Throughout the mall, my eyeballs fall

I see this vision, I switch the mission

But scared of dissin', I change my condition

And keep on walkin', though she's hawkin'

I should be talkin', no, I can't kill my rep

Yo, she slept and I just crept

Right on by, 'cause man, I'm fly

Straight hardcore through the door

'Cause I'm much more than Mr. Smooth Talker

That's for the pigeons 'cause that's how I'm livin'

And I should be swimmin' in all the lovely women

But man, I'm not, I wonder why?

Is it because I'm too hard and too fly?

Hmm, could be, nah, forget it

There's just no woman out there to get with it

Get to my car, remove my Glock

It looks like tonight's another Blockbuster stop

Bust a couple of movies, sit back and wonder

Yo, I think that chick would've given me her number

Oh well, it's too late now

I hit the light switch

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too stupid to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too stupid to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too stupid to tell you that you're def

If you step to the right, I step to the left

I'm too stupid to tell you that you're def

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