I heard him say, "I'd rather hurt myself than let you hurt me"

Was he talking about me

I heard him say, "I've been trying to sleep fourteen hours a day"

Was he talking about her

She was girl

So blonde

Does turquoise work

It never fails

Cross his name off the list

'Cause colors, who needs 'em

Look in the top drawer but quiet, don't think

The ugly picture was up for eight minutes today

The complete idiot was Lord for an hour

There was crystal deception at the disappointing picnic

The new dawn serves as memory loss meters

The shapes in the road were remedies for last week's mistakes

I used his foot as a phone and said something, something — no, never mind — nothing