Anyone's Daughter

Well, I stood under you bedroom window throwing up a brick

No one came, I threw one more, that really did the trick

Your daddy came and banged my head, he said, what kind of man

Is this that's hangin' 'round my girl? Threw me in the can

You're a farmer's daughter, you're a farmer's daughter

Why do I always get the kinda girl I didn't oughta get?

I won't get no more eggs and water

Now I've laid the farmer's daughter

Imagine I was a full grown man and I could talk just right

Could I come and see you here and do this every night?

Wham, the door comes crashing down, your daddy's face all pale

Says, come with me, you hairy bum, I'll put you in my jail

You're a judge's daughter, you're a judge's daughter

Why do I always get the kinda girl I didn't oughta get?

Now I'm getting jail and torture

'Cause I made the judge's daughter, yes I did, it was nice

It seems they're screaming law and order

When I go with anyone's daughter

Woman, I should like some peace and Daddy hold your tongue

I think you're gonna die of fright when I tell you what I've done

I can hear your tales and lies, you say I'm dumb and scraggy

But, man, this dumb and scraggy is your daughter's baby's daddy

She's a lucky daughter, such a lucky daughter

Why did I always get the kinda girl I didn't wanna get?

Now I've got what I've always fought for

'Cause I've married a rich man's daughter

What do you think of that?