Murder is easy, murder is fun

It's better than sex, I always come

I like to stalk those I abuse

I like them to struggle so I can refuse

Murder is easy, murder is fun

It's better than sex, I always come

I like to go prowling on Saturday night

I like them to struggle and put up a fight

Murder is easy, murder is fun

It's better than sex, because I always come

I've murdered so many I have lost count

The pleasure it gives me is a large amount

Murder is easy, murder is fun

It's better than sex because I always come

I murdered the vicar, I murdered his son

Murdered his dad and I murdered his mum

And I murdered, murdered, murdered, murdered

Cats, cats, cats as a boy

Then I moved on to dogs, I moved on to dogs, I moved on to dogs

Dogs, dogs, dogs now it's the McCoy

Murder is easy, murder is fun

It's better than sex because I always come

Public opinion, it don't swell

The consensus is I am unwell

Murder is easy, murder is fun

It's better than sex because I always come

It's better than sex because I always come

It's better than sex because I always come

It's better than sex because I always come

I always come