Names of Funny Places

Original Lyrics

Now in this little island, there are a lots of little towns

Many of little villages and districts all around

But the funniest thing about them all is the names they call them by

I want to give an idea of a few, so listen while I try

We have;

Alligator Pond, the Devil Race Course

John Crow Gulley And Fly Fox Alley

Round Hill, flat Hill, Flat Hill, Red Hill

Time and Patience and Wait-A-Bit

Constant Spring, Red Gal Ring, and Anancy Cotch

Just listen quite attentively while I name some more to you

We have;

We have Conocono Wood, Duppy Gate

Cockfield Mountain And Crich Owl Gulley

Ratbat Hole, Smokey Hole, Horseshoe Curve and Broke Neck Gulley

Coco Piece, Macka Tree, Money Muss Ware Never Miss and Thankful Hill

Burn Ground, Pare Drum, and Monkey Town vichy Park and Cadon Call

We have;

Banger Ridge, Gramma Ridge, Mimher Hole

And the Devil Nose Hole, Salt Gut, Lilliput and

Dona Dump, Constitution Hill and Jackass Alley

And then Cobby Ratta, Castle Axe Walk, Bacca Wall

And still there's plenty more you know that I won't have time to call

We have;

Banger Ridge, Gramma Ridge, Mimher Hole

And the Devil Nose Hole, Salt Gut, Lilliput and

Dona Dump, Constitution Hill and Jackass Alley

And then Cobby Ratta, Castle Axe Walk, Bacca Wall

And still there's plenty more you know that I don’t have time to call