Patricia The Stripper

Dennis is a menace with his "Anyone for tennis?"

And he'd beseech me to come keep the score

And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"

I really can't stand it anymore

I'm going out to dinner with a gorgeous singer

To a little place I found down by the key

Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia

And the reason isn't very hard to see

She says, God made her a sinner just to keep those fat men thinner

As they tumble down in heaps before her feet

They hang around in groups like battle weary troops

One can often see the queue right down the street

You see, Patricia or Delicia, not only is a singer

She also removes all her clothing

For Patricia is the best stripper in town

And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip

To tremendous applause, she took off her drawers

And with a lick of her lips, she undid all her clips

Threw it all in the air and everyone stared

And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor

The police were banging on the door

On a Saturday night in 1924 (take it away, boys!)

Pour Patricia was arrested and everyone detested

The manner in which she was exposed

Later on in court where everybody thought

A summer's run in jail would be proposed

But the judge said, "Patricia or may I say, Delicia

The facts of this case lie before me

Case dismissed!

This girl was in her working clothes

And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip

To tremendous applause, she took off her drawers

And with a lick of her lips, she undid all her clips

Threw it all in the air and everyone stared

And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor

The police were yelling out for more

On a Saturday night in 1924

On a Saturday night in 1924, oh yeah!