Academy Award Performance

Play the shark

Play the bride

Joan of Arc

Mrs. Hyde

You're a girl with a thousand faces to choose from, do one

Do the saint

Do the waif

Do the child

That was great

Great performances only come with some inspiration

Oh, what a great performance

What a convincing performance

An Academy Award performance

Well produced

Clever lines

Well rehearsed

Well defined

There's a goldmine in what you do, but of course you know that

That's not bad

Nor is that

Very good

So was that

On behalf of the guys you've known, here's your golden trophy

Oh, what a brilliant performance

What a convincing performance

An Academy Award performance

Play the scene

Naturelle

Drop the lights

Drop the towel

No director can tell you what you should do, you'll do it

What panache

Oh, what style

Pack the house

Pack the aisles

Everyone's in the dark when you're in the room, those rumors

Oh, what a great performance

What a convincing performance

An Academy Award performance

Oh, what a great performance

What a convincing performance

An Academy Award performance