Paradise for One

Give me my own private island

Drenched in the blazing sun

With no Girl Friday

Ruinin' my day

Paradise for one

Give me a single admission

To the nickleodeon

So's I can follow the action

Without no distraction

Paradise for one

Holy matrimony

Is an ideal game for two

Wedded bliss

I'll give it a miss

If it's all the same to you

Give me a handful of nothing

To last me till the game is done

Solitaire means I don't have to share

Paradise for one

If the hereafter is where I have to

Spend my eternity

I'll book my own cloud

Where two is a crowd

And no angels bothering me

Give me a handful of nothing

To last me till the game is done

Solitaire means I don't have to share

Paradise for one, plus none

Paradise for one