Love In a Plain Brown Envelope

Heaven is a hole

There's a whole lot of heaven in your cavern

In your avenue, enjoy it

Do you? Do you?

Of course you do

It's there in black and white

There's every detail

And every tale delights... the fannies

And the cranny's

And the cranny's with the antelopes from Lapland

Uh... so horny!

Uh... so horny!

Uh... so horny!

It's a perfect land the lips are lubricated

And the pistons always stiff

And glistening driving upwards, onwards like your dream

It's partly human and part machine

Oh, Cyborg!

As a man you're magic

As machine you're mean, mean, mean, mean

Mean, mean (Oh cyborg!), mean, mean, mean

I'm wondering

I'm fondling myself

Come to me

Sweet woman talk to me

Come to me sweet thing

Come come come to me

Touch yourself, touch yourself

Touch yourself, come on, touch yourself

Touch yourself, touch yourself

Touch yourself, come on, touch yourself

Come to me sweet thing