Fred Astaire 1

Yeah, I got a funny face

You can call me Fred Astaire

If you don't believe in hell

How the hell could you be headed there?

I'm about to lead a revolution

Cross the Delaware

Or maybe I'm not going anywhere like M.C Escher stairs

No plan

No ma'am

That's the way I'm programmed

I'm so mentally unstable, I should star in Homeland

Bringing it back like Roseanne, I'll bow down to no man

These turkeys got beef but they're too chicken to go ham

(Woo!)

And I'm pulling back the curtain

'Cause when your magic's workin' everybody calls you Merlin

But when it isn't workin, same person calls you worthless

But now the tides are turning like you just changed detergents

I'ma do what I do

No matter what you say

I'm living my life

Uckfay ouyay

I guess that every Superman has a Doomsday

I'm living my life

Uckfay ouyay

I'm pretty good, but there's room for improvement

My dream is to join the X-Men and become a mutant

Develop a dope-ass superpower and then when I use it

It'll have the dudes scared like the MeToo movement

And what the hell is wrong with me?

Maybe I should stop horsing around

And be a Model-T

I couldn't give commands if I authored Deuteronomy

The only props I get is when I'm doing prop comedy

So where in the hell are my accolades?

I'm barely even getting a passing grade

I've got about as many real friends as Tom Hanks in Castaway

But I've still got that super strength

And I did it without those Gamma Rays

Cuz these days are ahhhhh

Happy days!

Well, I do what I do

And I'm about to change the future where's Elizabeth Shue?

But you don't hear me like a Soft C sound in Madrid

But I'm always coming back

Girl, I'm like the McRib

I'ma do what I do

No matter what you say

I'm living my life

Uckfay ouyay

I guess that every Superman has a Doomsday

I'm living my life

Uckfay ouyay

I can take a loss

And I can handle rejections

I just wanna have an effect

Like Russians on elections

I can take a loss

And I can handle rejections

I just wanna have an effect

Like Russians on elections!

Some of you people are done with me

Roastin' me up like a pumpkin seed

Failing again be humbling

So that's why I rap so tongue in cheek

Look at my accomplishments and all you see are tumbleweeds

Why you being a buzzkill like

You're steppin' on a bumblebee?

And you can think what you like

'Cause it would take a brain transplant to change your mind

Oh well, you know I got the juice

So why the hell you drinkin' Kool aid

I also rap in Pig Latin

So uckfay ouyay!

I'ma do what I do

No matter what you say

I'm living my life

Uckfay ouyay

You better wake your ass up, 'cause it's a school day

I'm living my life

Uckfay ouyay

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