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Delivering milk, and hope, to a world gone sour

The Adventures of Milkman with Cliffhanger!

Today's adventure number 2498:

"Cliffhanger and the Intruder"

GENTLEMAN:

Who are you?

MILKMAN:

I'm Milkman

GENTLEMAN:

We don't have no Milkman...

MILKMAN:

*cocks pistol*

GENTLEMAN:

Woah, what the hell?

MILKMAN:

Put the money in the bag

CLIFFHANGER:

Put the money in the bag...

Put it in!

GENTLEMAN:

Mary! Call the Police!

MILKMAN:

Isn't it a shame we don't feel safe in our own backyards?

MARYJANE:

Who is this guy?

MILKMAN:

They call me Milkman, Ma'am...

And like you, I care about the sanctity of our communities

MARYJANE:

You think he is a Milkman?

GENTLEMAN:

There's milk in his truck...

MARYJANE:

Well, maybe we ought to let him go

GENTLEMAN:

Where is he?

MILKMAN:

*stocking the gentleman's refrigerator of dairy*

Righr here! Can't get milk to the fridge too soon...

*proceeds to walk out the backdoor, continues with no hesitation*

GENTLEMAN:

Hey! We're not paying for that!

MILKMAN:

*starts up the milkvan and drives off*

GENTLEMAN:

Hey! He stole the game!

NEIGHBOR:

Stop that guy!

GENTLEMAN:

Stop it! He's got my money!

CITIZEN:

Hey wait, you forgot this!

CLIFFHANGER:

Thanks

SECURITY:

Hey, what the hell's the matter with you? you let him go!

CLERK:

Now he's gonna get away with my money!

SECURITY:

Cut 'em off in the lobby, and call the cops!

*channel changes*

CLERK:

You gonna pay? You're holding up my line

CLIFF:

We're talking about 2 cents...

CLERK:

If you can't afford your milk, just step aside

What, Daddy ain't give you enough milk money today?

CLIFF:

It's 2 cents, we're talking about 2 cents...

MILKMAN:

Maybe you should try some skim milk!

CLERK:

Just step aside, kid!

GENTLEMAN:

Maybe you should shut up, you Flaming Jerkhead!

MILKMAN:

Well, I don't know about Jerkhead, but Flame On...

GENTLEMAN:

Ahhhh!

CLIFF:

I need that money!

CLERK:

I missed the part where that's my-

*sudden scene change*

DETECTIVE APPRENTICE:

You'd think the killer had to be someone known to shoot for him to be boxed in there like that

DETECTIVE:

Not necessarily, could've been a total stranger...

Death was instantaneous, he was killed by a single blow on the right side of the head;

Almost certainly with that Poker

DETECTIVE APPRENTICE:

How long ago?

DETECTIVE:

Within the hour...

*cuts to the murder, panicking before releasing a gunshot*

WITNESSES:

Ohhh- he need some milk!

CLIFF:

That girl... Mary Jane Watson

*channel changes*

And moments later, in the secret [🐇] deep beneath [🐇]...

They roar out, to protect life, liberty, and property as;

Gooky criminals... the cool, cruel MR. FREEZE...

[VERSE] - RUSTY RED (DANTE)

One in the chamber

2 feet running to the bank for repayment

Wassup danger?

Move 3 keys out the basin

4 locked doors in the east for containment

Freeze in the cadence

Fronto with the trees in rotation

Leave, then I'm blazing

Breathe in the matrix

Say cheese to the FN

Spray grease on reflection, leave him gravy

Break free, evanescence

Pray deep to the crescents

I'm possessed man, you in hades

KD to the Stephen

Baby, I'm your Wesson get to sexing

Pull your lace front back now she wavy like Ike or Mcgrady

Mismatching my Nikes on the daily

Whiplashing my right in Mercedes

Benz in my bag, and dispatchers can't catch him

I'm riding 180, her feet up on the dashboard

Meet us at the crash course, hear sirens, we raiding up the cash, Jay-Z with the math

Make it hella fast, swiping the Navy

We fleeting from da Task Force, bleeding from my past wounds, we spiralling crazy

Jesus take the RAV4, fetus in her glass womb, and dats my lil baby I'm cradling

The bastard be rapidly straightening paths

Flipped the fork, hit the avenue salient

Whooping dude ass like a patty-cake, catering fast

New ribeye patch, my jacket blue, tailoring

Switch it up, Alize, Paint It in Black, no Mick Jagger

I’m moving the Pete, Rock a caliber, solemn survivors

We Clifford & Darius bitch

Ledge & Dairy shit