歌詞
Once there was a slimy slug
He lived with his wife deep in the mud
One day he came home and was surprised to no end
His wife was making snow cones for his best friend
He went to the store to get some salt
Couldn’t control himself but it wasn’t his fault.
He had given her the best years of his life.
But he was off to kill his best friend and wife.
He poured the salt under the covers of the bed
And went to the kitchen where this is what he said
“Honey, never again, will you make snow cones for me,
I’m leaving you forever ‘cause I’m not into groups of 3.”
He went to the store to get some salt
Couldn’t control himself but it wasn’t his fault.
He had given her the best years of his life.
But he was off to kill his best friend and wife.
He went outside to hear the fun
The screams were heard and their lives were done.
He walked away filled with glee
That’s the last you’ll ever make snow cones for anyone but me.
He went to the store to get some salt
Couldn’t control himself but it wasn’t his fault.
He had given her the best years of his life.
But he was off to kill his best friend and wife.
He went to the store to get some salt
Couldn’t control himself but it wasn’t his fault.
He had given her the best years of his life.
But he was off to kill his best friend and wife.
Written by: Tim Smay
