Ek Interview

Ayy wassup?

Kal pata hai kya hua?

Kal job interview mein mujhse pucha who are you? introduce yourself

Tab Kuch bol nai paya toh yeh mera jawab hai.

Naam hai Psya kahin na kahin se aaya

Ek zabaan do aankh kaan

naak ek

haath do tang psya

fir bhi na bola na kuch hi bol paya

Jaanega ke kya karega jaanke tu

Dilli ka 1 number rapper tera bhai mai hun

Kabhi tu dekh andhere ke peechay

Tu hi khada hai

Ussi raat mein samya tera saya mai hoon

Kya?

Sar ke oopar ya sar ke paar?

Kabhi kabhi aye mujhe bas yeh vichaar

Aaya toh hun padhke job mai lene

Par mai jhelu kaise hora jo bhi desh mein bahar

(Sunn)

Sadke tooti,

Ghar ke oopar chhat hai footi,

Ladke ghoome nange,

Neta jhooti karte baatein

Looti janta

Khaake paise

Yunhi fir voh baatein jhoki

A dayankhon mein dabake raatein

Rookhi roti khakar

Shaamein bhooki

Karne bhaage ghar se jo bhi

milta

Hai kamake roti maa roti hai kyunki

Raaton ko chain se na pa voh soti hai

Sochi hain usne baatein kuch kabhi na sachh jo hoti hain

Hoti hai BT hoti hai mujhe yeh BT hoti hai

Mujhe toh hoti hai yaar

Tumhe nai hoti?

Honi toh chahiye yaar.

Fir usne poocha mujhse kya hain meri hobbies

Rap karta hun kabhi kabhi mai chhod baki

Kyun hi karni aapa dhaapi fir voh baatein kaati

aade jaati saari raati

baatein

Kaafi waqt khaati jaise haathi

Par mai pakka gaya thoda thakk gaya

Jo bhi pucha usne aage voh bhi thoda bakk gaya

Par in general yehi keh sakta hun ki

Tera bhai Interview mein mai hagg gaya

Aisa waisa life mein kuch nai chahiye

Jaisa sapna dekha vaise koi sachh aa gire toh

Raaste mein saath leke usko bas

mai chal padunga paisa vaisa jaisa taisa

Jab milega sai hai,

Zindagi mein aaj jhol bhi toh kai hain

Par hume bhi bhai load BT nai hai

4 yaar 8 jaam 5 sachh mein

Ek gaana mera pair tere baaki sapne

Mai? Mai bhi vohi toh hun

Do aankhein ek sapna

Par shayad mere peechay dekhne wale hazaaron hai

Unn sabki taraf se, meri taraf se,

aur poori duniya ki taraf se yaar,

Jee lo zindagi