Kiss the Clown

Kiss this

Ow!

I'm gonna tease my hair, I'm gonna get my new suit on

Check my little black book, see who'll be the lucky one

Four-star Rosy gets to have me all night long

But then she gets too friendly when the hanky-panky's done

But then she hangs out in my town

And she tries to track me down

She always wants to stick around

Kiss the clown

Hop in my car, take off for the gas station

To get more money to boost my reputation

Ladies' night at the bar, I make a reservation

I let the girls all buy me drinks, that's instigation

But then her eyes get big and brown

And her words all marriage-bound

When "I love you" comes around

Kiss the clown

(Kiss the clown) This ain't no romance, baby, kiss the clown

(Kiss, kiss-kiss-kiss the clown) Ooh, don't get stuck on me, honey, kiss the clown

(Kiss the clown) Oh, bend over, baby, this ain't love

Ow!

Go, Julia, go

Woo!

But then she hangs out in my town

And she tries to track me down

She always wants to stick around

Kiss the clown

But then her eyes get big and brown

And her words all marriage-bound

But when "I love you" comes around

Kiss the clown

Oh, baby

Woo! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Kiss this

Woo!