Fruit Facts

Fruit fruit

Telling you the truth

These are some facts all about fruit

Fruit fruit

Fruit Facts

I guess you could call this a fruit rap

You probably think you know all about fruit

They taste delicious, you turn them into juice

But when you do a little digging deeper down

True fruit facts will spin your head around

Did you know that some fruits are really vegetables?

Wait, is that correct, hang on a sec

Let me check in with my friend

Hey Google

Tell me if it's true that

A quarter of an apple is air

Yeah, look at an apple, there's air in there

And a banana is a berry

Am I confused by that fact?

Very

Fruit fruit

Telling you the truth

These are some facts all about fruit

Fruit fruit fruit facts

Yep, it's a fruit rap

Google is it true that a raspberry's actually a rose

And so is a peach and an apple?

And Google is it true not all oranges are in fact orange?

Cos that's a hard one to grapple with

I can confirm that is true

Can you, woohoo

Thank you Google, one more thing though

Somebody told me a pumpkin is actually a fruit

And so is Avocado?

That is correct

Woah, mind blown!

How are these facts not better known

Could it be they don't make sense to our senses

And thus they wriggle under our defences?

Fruit fruit

Telling you the truth

These are some facts all about fruit

Fruit fruit fruit facts

We're mad about fruit, we're fruit bats

By the way, that Google's

A very smart lady

I think she spends all day in the library maybe

And what she studies there

Is the everything of everything

Everyone and everywhere

That's a lot to know, that's a lot to find out

I bet she knows way more than most folks

She even tells jokes

If you're looking for some laughter

Oh no, where's the charger??

Errr fruit facts

Let's see

Scanning for fruit facts in Gus's memory

Ah wait, something's coming back to me

There's a fruit called durian

And a fruity band called

Durian Durian

And did you know how

Many apples grow on trees?

All of them

What kind of fruit is found on a calendar?

A date

Do you get it, a date?

And what do you give a sick lemon

Anyone, anyone, anyone?

Lemon aid

Knock knock

Who's there?

Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it's broken

Rat ta tat tat

Doctor doctor there's strawberries in my ears

Doc says "relax Gus, I've got some cream for that"

What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?

Wait for it

Slippers

And what did the apple call its two kids

Pip and Pippa

Mr Aspara Gus, are these real facts or just jokes?

Ah, well you see class

Sometimes

When the facts are hard to swallow like these

You need to sweeten them with comedy

Fruit fruit

Telling you the truth

These are some facts all about fruit

Fruit fruit fruit facts

It's a fruit rap

Pineapple

Strawberry

Raspberry

Boysenberry

Mango

Watermelon

Wait, is this an Apple

Hey Siri, wrap about fruit with me

Dragon fruit

Passion fruit

Kiwi fruit

Fruit salad

Mango

Lychee

Peach, Plum

Durian

Pineapple

Strawberry

Raspberry

Boysenberry

Mango

Watermelon

Apple, orange

Lime and lemon

Woooo

Fruit Facts

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Mango mango mango

I guess you could call this a fruit rap