Walmart

I saw a toddler eat a cigarette

On a cart of Keystone beer

I was eyein' art supplies

Some dude named Tanner called me "queer"

I do not wanna go

To Walmart today

To Walmart today

Or tomorrow

Or the day after that

Don't go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat

I hold close the belief

Risin' waters raises ships

But was buryin' the livin'

Good old Sammie's dyin' wish

I saw a woman, stranded, hummin'

To the tune of Delta Dawn

On a dead battery scooter

With just pajamas on

I saw a family of 33

Red-headed, boilin' over

Pick the clearance aisle apart

Like some buzzards on the shoulder

I don't wanna go to Walmart today

Or tomorrow

Or the day after that

It's a mirage in a desert of bullshit they created

That's a fact

I also do believe

To the victor goes the prize

But to keep a good man down is just a-somethin' I despise

I saw a serpent in the produce

Coiled, hissin', talkin' smack

He was talkin' about prices

Some shit about rollin' back

I do not wanna go

To Walmart today

I saw a 104-year-old woman

Bolted to a register countin' change

Her manager was ten years old

With a smartphone for a brain

I do not wanna go

To Walmart today

To Walmart today

Or tomorrow

Or the day after that

Don't go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat

I hold close the belief

Risin' waters raises ships

But was buryin' the livin'

Good old Sammie's dyin' wish