She's The Shit

You won't catch me crying

I'm the luckiest man alive

My chick is always gonna blow my mind

And I'm always sticking by her side

We went from hooking up there at a rock show

To raising kids of our own

She works in rehabilitation

She works in a nursing home

"Don't Tell Mom that the Babysitter's Dead"

Is probably her favorite movie

I think it's pretty cool that she doesn't know shit

About Indiana Jones or Star Wars

When I check myself out in the mirror

She'll shake her head and roll her eyes

She means every fucking thing to me

When I see her, I get butterflies

She's the shit

She's the shit

She's the shit

She's listening to the Trolls soundtrack

She's listening to Lawrence Arms (She's the shit)

She likes her babies way too much (Hello, mommy)

And they're never leaving her alone (She's the shit)

We're gonna talk a lot of shit

Alone when we're in the car (She's the shit)

And we're never getting sick of it

She's the coolest fucking chick by far (She's the shit)

So stoked that we're together

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh oh

We've known each other since we're back in the day

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh oh

She won't tell you she's a vegetarian, oh no

She probably just wants you to go away

She's the shit

She's the shit

Well I'm here to tell you

She's the shit

Well I'm here to tell you

She's the shit