What Is Love?

A toilet full of boyfriends

Is what I left behind

And I will never go back

To the garbage that was mine

When I'm walking home from work

And I start thinking back

I want to scream when I remember

I took all their crap

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

What is love

What passes for love

What is love

They offered what they had

and they knew that they were bad

I saw what they were full of

But I thought that I was in love

What bogus counterfeit are you trying

to pass on me?

I'm so tired of trying to react to your 3-D TV

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

I've seen lots of movies

Where the guys were really groovy

But I guess you cannot blame them

If we did not see the same film

Sex and shit are inches apart

But neither are anywhere near the heart

What bogus counterfeit are you trying to pass on me?

I'm so tired of trying to react to your 3-D TV

We can't help what we don't know