Almost Cut My Hair

(I will now proceed to entangle the entire area)

Almost cut my hair

It happened just the other day

It's gettin' kinda long

I coulda said it was in my way

But I didn't and I wonder why

I feel like letting my freak flag fly

Yes, I feel like I owe it to someone

Must be because I had the flu for Christmas

And I'm not feelin' up to par

It increases my paranoia

Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car

But I'm not givin' in an inch to fear

'Cause I promised myself this year

I feel like I owe it to someone

When I finally get myself together

I'm gonna get down in that sunny Southern weather

And I find a place inside to laugh

Separate the wheat from the chaff

I feel like I owe it to someone, yeah

(Ooh-ooh)