If There Ain't There Ought'a Be

Well, I hear there's a place somewhere down south

Where you don't need a hook to catch a smallmouth

No rod, no reel, no bait, no doubt

Just whistle from the bank and they all walk out

And they say there's a town not far from here

You can trade your debt for gas and beer

No boss, no rent, no sweat, no cares

Where everybody is a millionaire

If there ain't, there oughta be

Just think of the endless possibilities

A place where every day is Friday night

With your arms wrapped up tight around me

If there ain't, there oughta be

And I hear there's a book that you can buy

That'll paraphrase the meaning o' life

What's love? Why me? Where is God? How high?

Word for word, why women cry

If there ain't, there oughta be

Just think of the endless possibilities

A place where every day is Friday night

With your arms wrapped up tight around me

If there ain't, there oughta be

A place for me to make my dreams come true

I wish, I wish upon a star will do

A full-fledged, foolproof guarantee

If there ain't, there oughta be

If there ain't, there oughta be

Just think of the endless possibilities

A place where every day is Friday night

With your arms wrapped up tight around me

Well, if there ain't, there oughta be

Well, if there ain't, there oughta be