Baby, It's Cold Outside

Baby, it's cold outside

Ooh-wee

It's stuck, it's stuck

Sends a message

Right there, right there, jam stuffed in

I really can't stay, mama, it's cold outside

I've got to go away, I said it's cold outside

I wish I knew how, tickled to death that you dropped in

To break this spell, say that a lil', to break this spell

You better break that spell, or go, you

My mother will start to worry, mama, what's your hurry?

Father will be pacin' the floor, when he's gotta go, he's gotta go

Really, I'd better hurry, please, don't hurry

Well, maybe just a half a drink more, put some hot records on

While I pour

The neighbors might think, mama, it's bad out there

Hey, pops, what's that? What's in this drink?

There ain't no fun to be had out there, you know?

This evenin' has been, ain't even started yet

So nice and fine, take another drink of wine

Maybe you'll change your mind

I ought to say no, no, no, sir

You don't have to call me sir

At least I'm gonna say that I tried, give it up, give it up, give it up

I really can't stay and that old guy

Ah, but it's cold outside

Look here, babes, huh?

Look out that window there, ooh, yeah

See that window right there? Ooh

The one up on top

Not that window, honey

You lookin' at a bay window there

I'm speakin' 'bout the one that's not boarded up over here

Oh, yeah, see that? Yeah, mhmm, mhmm

See all that snow comin' down there?

Comin' down in droves, ain't it? Yep

You know one thing, mama? Huh?

I really shouldn't say ain't

'Cause it ain't right

But you know, you know, you know one there

There ain't no use to you goin' out there in all that bad weather

Gettin' them little ol' doozy boys all frostbitten and stuff like that

Well, pops, you know how Mom and Pop is

I didn't tell 'em where I was goin'

You didn't do what? In fact, I sneaked out of the house

Oh, Velma, don't you never do that to your mom and pop

You hear that? You hear?

But since you're here, that's what I'm saying

There's bound to be talk tomorrow

What about my sorrow?

At least there will be plenty implied

Mmm, you tellin' me

I really can't stay and that old guy

Ah, but it's cold outside

Hey, pops, what's that, babe? You know I'd really like to stick around

Why don't you do that? Well, I live so far

I live way over on the other side of town, you dig?

Way over, way over there, way over, way over

What'd you say, Earl? What'd you say?

I said, don't pay that chick no mind

I dug her, she hangs out on South Fairways

No, no, South Fairways

I'm tellin' you that's where she hangs, yes, indeed

No, that she told me, you told me you lived in Sugar Hill there

Babes, know what I'm talkin'?

Oh, and you done jivin' about eight dollars

Take your shoes off, Lucy

And let's get juicy now, oh, wee, pops

Come on missus, yeah

Ah, but it's cold outside