I Hate Rap

I hate rap, I hate rap

Couldn't drive me crazier with a map

Talk about a generation gap

I don't turn my cap, I don't grab my lap

I don't do like that 'cause I look like a sap

I hate rap, I hate rap

And it don't go good with beer on tap

I hate the beat, hate the rhythm

But I love that melody they put with 'em

I hate rap, I hate rap

One nerve left and it's about to snap

I'd rather hear a little Chihuahua yap

I don't walk that walk, I don't flap that flap

If I talked that talk my lips would chap

I hate rap, I hate rap

And it don't go good with beer on tap

I hate the beat, hate the rhythm

But I love that melody they put with 'em

INSTRUMENTAL

I hate rap, I hate rap

It would rip Van Winkle from a nap

I'd rather be woke up with a slap

Than try to sleep through jive so cheap

They have to bleed a bunch of crap

I hate rap, I hate rap

And it don't go good with beer on tap

I hate the beat, hate the rhythm

But I love that melody they put with 'em

INSTRUMENTAL

I hate rap, I hate rap

Couldn't drive me crazier with a map

Talk about a generation gap

I don't turn my cap, I don't grab my lap

I don't do like that 'cause I look like a sap

I hate rap, I hate rap

And it don't go good with beer on tap