If 6 Was 9

If the sun refused to shine

I don't mind, I don't mind

If the mountains fell in the sea

Let it be, it ain't me

White collared conservative walking down the street

Point your plastic finger at me

I've got my own world to live through

And I ain't gonna copy you

Now if 6 turned out to be 9

I don't mind, I wouldn't mind

If all the hippies cut off all their hair

I wouldn't care, I don't care, dig

White collared conservative walking down the street

Point your plastic finger at me

I've got my own world to live through

And I ain't gonna copy you

Ooh yeah

Ooh yeah

So let me live my life the way I want to

Fall mountains

Just don't fall on me, baby

Look out

Straight ahead