Who Takes Care of the Caretaker's Daughter

Who takes care of the caretaker's daughter

While the caretaker's busy taking care?

Careful

Gee oh gosh oh gee

That's really what worries me

I see

I know the caretaker

He must take care

While he's taking care

She's alone somewhere

But who takes care of the caretaker's daughter

While the caretaker's busy taking care?

Brother John?

Who makes time with the timekeeper's daughter

While the timekeeper's busy keeping time?

Don't ask me

Who makes every scene

While he's winding his Longine?

I've no idea

You know that the timekeeper

Must keep time

And someone's gotta

Make her ticktock chime

So who makes time with the timekeeper's daughter

While the timekeeper's busy keeping time?

Who gets tense with the tentmaker's daughter

While the tentmaker's busy making tents?

Of course, I'm talking about Omar Khayam

Yeah, well, that's exactly who I am

I didn't recognize you without your shirt on

You know Papa Khayam

He must make tents

While he's making tents

Tell me who's making sense?

Yes, who gets tense with the tentmaker's daughter

While the tentmaker's busy making tents?

Who rolls rocks for the rockroller's daughter

While the rockroller's busy rolling rocks?

Just atwanging his guitar

And being most rectangular

Now we know that the rockroller

Must roll rocks

But while he's rocking and rolling

Who supplies her yocks?

Who rolls rocks for the rockroller's daughter

While the rockroller's busy rolling rocks?

Who plays house with the housekeeper's daughter

While the housekeeper's busy keeping house?

I'm usually out myself

I know they can't afford a maid

And they can't call up the ladies' aid

Yes, but you know that the housekeeper

Must keep house

And that child ain't busy

Reading Mickey Mouse

So who keeps house with the housekeeper's daughter

While the housekeeper's busy house?

I mean while the rockroller's busy rolling rocks?

Yes sir

While the caretaker's busy taking care?