I Can Tell It By My Horoscope

I can read the future

And tell if fates unkind

The stars I've read, I look ahead

And this is what I find

Snow storms and hails

Blizzards and gales

Through fog our way we grope

But next July

Its going to be dry

I can tell it by my horoscope

Climbing last week

A big mountain peak

I slipped down the rocky slope

I cried as I fell

I'm on my way to bed

I can tell it by my horoscope

There's lucky colours, lucky stones

Lucky numbers too

Lucky eight, as sure as fate

Will always pull me through

My cousin Kate

Is putting on weight

I said, "You're beyond all hope"

Natures unkind

Your futures all behind

I can tell it by your horoscope

Said Grandpa so gay

Mixed bathing one day

With flappers I still can cope

I'm older in years

But I've got some young ideas

I can tell it by my horoscope

My cousin Joe

Pulled a wishbone with Flo

And said, "For the best, lets hope"

Then he whispered, "Ooh

My wish is coming true"

I can tell it by my horoscope

There's lucky colours, lucky stones

Lucky numbers too

Lucky eight, as sure as fate

Will always pull me through

I studied stars

Venus and Mars

For Venus there isn't much hope

She's all wrapped in gauze

With a pair of flannel socks

I can tell it by her horoscope