Old Man with Young Ideas

Seems like everybody’s on my back

Making’ fun and saying wisecracks

Because my man is twice my age

They say he’s got one foot in the sling

And the other one in his grave

They say I can’t be for real

When I brag about the way he makes me feel

This old man with the young ideas

Unbelievable, the way that he makes me feel

This old man with the young ideas

Everything about the man is so for real

Now when we go out

He hops around on a stick

But when we’re making love

I have to beg the old gentleman to quit

I don’t know where he get all his energy from

But what other man have do

He always get the job done

Friends think I’m jokin’, I can’t be for real

When I brag about the way he makes me feel

This old man with the young ideas

Unbelievable, the way that he makes me feel

This old man with the young ideas

Everything about the man is so for real

They say I’m going with him

Just for his money

But with his old age pension

He can barely keep a little milk and honey

He’s old in age but his heart is still young

He knows the techniques lots of men are yet to learn

Friends think I’m jokin’, I can’t be for real

When I brag about the way he makes me feel

This old man with the young ideas

Unbelievable, the way that he makes me feel

This old man with the young ideas

Everything about the man is so for real