Bar Ünd Imbiss

One night I sailed the seas

Of dark Thuringia

I thirsted for an ale

So I headed to a bar

Schlumpfi was the name

I saw above the door

A curious smell came flowing out

So I went inside for more

I see the man called Schlumpfi

Behind the oaken bar

"Welcome to my tavern!"

He cries with open arms

"Schnitzels by the dozen

We have for you to eat

Sausages and local beer

It's quite the gourmet treat"

Cold winds are blowing

The night is dark and long

Raise up a tankard

And join in our song

Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill

Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill

Raise up your tankard, into the sky

Pirates forever from now 'til we die

Fighting together with swords in our hands

Stealing their wenches and scouring their lands

Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill

Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill

I try to fill my tankard

With a pint of that ol' spiced

"No" he says, "you must pay up

My drinks come at a price"

So of course I did

What's natural to me

I took my flintlock out

And shot him through the knees

We drank the tavern dry

Devoured all the meats

We kidnapped his ugly wife

Then took off through the streets

Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill

Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill

Raise up your tankard, into the sky

Pirates forever from now 'til we die

Fighting together with swords in our hands

Stealing their wenches and scouring their lands

Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill

Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill

Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill

Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill

Raise up your tankard, into the sky

Pirates forever from now 'til we die

Fighting together with swords in our hands

Stealing their wenches and scouring their lands

Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill

Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill