Godzilla

What do you get when you take Godzilla to the mall? He scares all the children and shreds all the pillows And knocks over walls His emerald eyes, they sparkle and shine As he eats the food court, and steals half my fries That's what you get when you take Godzilla to the mall La di dah di dah di dah La di dah di dah di dah La di dah di dah dah di dah What do you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom? He rings the bell, and she looks out the window and calls the cops I try to explain that he's mostly tame As long as there's pizza and video games That's what you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom La di dah di dah di dah La di dah di dah di dah La di dah di dah di dah di dah While everyone else is running and screaming I just love being with you I guess they don't see all the things that I'm seeing That make you so uniquely you, you, you, you What do you get when you meet Godzilla and fall in love?