Five Guys Named Moe

I want to tell you a story from way back

Truck on down and dig me, Jack

There's Big Moe, Little Moe, Four-eyed Moe, No Moe

Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother Eat Moe

Who's the greatest band around

Makes the cats jump up and down

Who's the talk of rhythm town

Five Guys Named Moe

When they start to beat it out

Everybody jump and shout

Tell me, who do the critics rave about

Five Guys Named Moe

They came out of nowhere

And that don't mean a thing

They rate high and you'll know why

When you hear them swing

Highbrow, lowbrow, all agree

They're the best in harmony

I'm telling you, folks, you really ought to see

Five Guys Named Moe

One guy, Big Moe

Two guys, Little-bitty Moe

Three guys, Four-eyed Moe

Four guys, No Moe

Five guys, Eat Moe

Five little guys named Moe