Nominated special guest

Made a mess cos I am a mess

Did my worst whilst at my best

Outdid myself I am impressed

Your operation's a bag of stress

Tryna find that happiness

Give up. I'll manifest

How to smash that acid test

Rigor mortis in my chest

Oven baked, I’ve been obsessed

I’ve been up late

Like will it wait?

Like will it break?

Like will it rest?

Having slept I can invest

Non-attached my Spanish press

Talking stats you’re static less

Had to patch my stabbing vest

Like how much truth can man ingest?

I just think he’s mad depressed

Underdressed like house arrest

First impressions, second guess

Since scratching my name in a desk

I must confess I have been blessed

I don’t know what I’m doing here and I ain’t got a clue what happens next

One at a- one at a time

Sod it, I’ve got it, it’s mine

Honour the fact I was born

Collect the mechanical corn

Scribble and fill in a form

Put on a hat and perform

Get up and go to the show

Better the devil you know

Very cool

Balls empty, belly full

I’ve been around, I’ve been about

I’ve seen it all, I’m cynical

You must feel so miniscule

Mr T, I pity fool

Fully gassed, I kill it off

I kill it dead, I kill it all

You don’t wanna see me get biblical

I don’t really deal with the fictional

But I do know I’m unpredictable

The principality of that whole principle, oi

I don’t wanna sound difficult

But I understand why they’re so miserable

And don’t think I won’t do the unthinkable

I might just

I’m so sophistical when I bust

One at a- one at a time

Sod it, I’ve got it, it’s mine

Honour the fact I was born

Collect the mechanical corn

Scribble and fill in a form

Put on a hat and perform

Get up and go to the show

Better the devil you know

CBD my EDC

DDT that SAD

PPL that GIG

DTF my BIT

Gotta keep my receipts for my VAT

Claim that back, I see, I see

OTT my CAE

Right about now, it’s all me me me

Full steam ahead no looking back

In the kitchen like I’m cooking crack

Ooh tweet out that, what you looking at?

Baseball bat with a crooked cap

Took the piss can’t put it back

Into them Ps like sugar snap

That’s how anybody would react

And I still wouldn’t change if I could adapt

I’m like

One at a- one at a time

Sod it, I’ve got it, it’s mine

Honour the fact I was born

Collect the mechanical corn

Scribble and fill in a form

Put on a hat and perform

Get up and go to the show

Better the devil you know